Thursday, May 23, 2013

Dirty Trick #8 -- Remote Control

In junior high, I was already doing my own bike maintenance.  From time to time, it became necessary to transport a disabled bike down to The Spoke in the Table Mesa Shopping Center.  What better way to do so than to push the stricken bike while riding on another one?  A bit of experimentation revealed that grasping the second bike across the handlebar stem afforded me complete control over where that bike was headed.

My new skill came in handy a short time later.  There was a bully that went to the same junior high, and rode his bike to and from school along the same route through the Bureau of Standards.  It was not a through street for cars, and crossed some undeveloped grassland for about an eighth of a mile.  Away from observing motorists and residents, he felt like he could get away with anything -- such as shoving me off the roadway or trying to put sticks in my spokes. 

The day he came up and prepared to force me off the road, I simply reached across and placed my right hand on his handlebar stem.  It didn't take him long to realize that the situation had changed completely.  His nasty/smug look disappeared almost instantly.  After I plotted a new course for him that veered gently away (well, maybe there was a rock or two on the shoulder that he had to avoid), he left me alone on that day and ever after.

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